Gifts???

Well, a couple of you keep asking me about the gifts from China, but I am just not ready to blog about that yet. You see, James bought all these lovely clothes himself and I want to be able to show you how absolutely beautiful they are. He did take some pictures of me wearing them which of course, I hate, and I haven't asked him to take any more since. (He had horrible angles, so in most of the pictures I look bigger than our couch.) Honest. They all fit, but my body image is being controlled by a robot that has moved into our basement, and it is getting the best of me. So no pictures yet.


In case you are wondering, the robot is called "Wii Fit" and the first day we met it told me my BMI is too high and it automatically made my little Wii lady fat. Serious. It also makes comments like, "Good evening hot momma, I notice you were too busy to work out yesterday." or "Hi Hot momma, you have terrible balance. Have you ever noticed yourself tripping when you walk?" Don't get me wrong, the Wii Fit is fun, and if you are thinking of getting one I say to go for it, but just know in advance that the robot trainer is brutally honest and will say you all the things your spouse wouldn't dare like, "I notice you gained three pounds since yesterday."

So, the pictures will come eventually, maybe even tomorrow, depending on how well the robot and I get along tonight. :)